Hallmark Movie Quote

"How could you do this?"

"I was mad."

"At the school?"

"At my parents."

"So why didn't you spray paint them?"

The Word of the Day

Today's word-of-the-day is brought to you by my 7th grade Algebra class.

The word is: 22th (pronounced Twenty-tooth)

Out of the Orange Excerpt
*slap* "When you're slapped by a woman you'll take it and you'll like it!" *slap* *slap*

Humphrey Bogart in the Maltese Falcon

A Hallmark Moment

Ok. This is another installment of the "Out of the Orange" series of humorous one liners (remember...not all one liners are actually one line...).

Hallmark Movie

          "How could you do this?"

          "I was mad."                      

                 "At the school?"

          "At my parents."                    

"So why didn't you spray paint them?"

*snicker*

Out of the Orange

Out of the blue (idiom), a phrase describing an unexpected event

 
I have an odd collection....ok, maybe two...but the collection I'm talking about here is my collection of one-liners.  You know...those clever, witty and funny lines in a movie, TV show or book that come out of the blue and make you laugh and start to plan how you can work it into your own everyday conversations.  (Come on...I know you practice...)  I keep my collection in an orange book (Out of the Orange) and everytime I hear or read something that makes me laugh, I grab the nearest pen and jot it down on whatever is handy...scrap of paper, napkin, my hand...until it finds its place in the book.
 
Anyway, I have decided to periodically share them with you.
 
Disclaimer: Not all one-liners are actually one line.
 

Stargate Atlantis

                                                                                      "That's strange."
                                                "Define 'strange'."
 

"You don't know the meaning of 'strange'?"

*snicker*