Ok. For those of you who do not know...I don't eat seafood. I eat most fish...just not all those other things found in the sea. Some are squishy. Some are slimy. Some are simply too bug-like to stomach. But the oyster is in a category all its own. In fact, if I were to write a dictionary, this would be my entry for "oyster."
oys*ter |oi-ster| noun An uber-gelatinous substance that looks like it came out of an infant's nose that some guy, who was starving to the point of having already digested several of his own internal organs, picked up one day and said, "Huh. This looks good."
That is all.
Amen!
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