OK. Everyone just CALM DOWN... I am not getting married.
But now that I have your attention, let me tell you what I learned from a fifth grader today.
Science Question: What is an example of how thermal expansion affects our everyday life?
Student Answer: A bride. It has joints and when it is hot, they can swell, but when it is cold they come back together and it doesn't come apart.
Um....OK.....
While that IS true, I think she meant to say "bridge".
S: My head really hurts...especially my temples. I just don't know where my temple are.
ReplyDeleteMe: I just looked at the floor and smiled.