Plastic. Eyelashes.
Not regular false lashes where you can at least see some lash definition. These were...well....Mr. Potato Head lashes. They looked like plastic eyelash mittens. Or Saul Rubinek's eyebrows.
So, there I am...covertly staring...trying not to laugh and biting my tongue to keep from asking the obvious questions...
Do you have a mirror at your house?
What are you pet caterpillers' names??
Your neck can bench press HOW much???
I know. I need therapy.
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